Badgers Tickets
How do you get out of this one?
You’re cruising along when, out of your back window, you see the dreaded red and blue lights. This would be your 23rd speeding ticket, and you’ve heard that at #23 they lock you in a room with 7 angry badgers for half an hour. You have to get out of this ticket. The cop is the same gender as you and also happens to be a homophobe, so don’t even think about trying that. You conclude that the only way to get out of it is to give an excuse for going 110 in that school zone that is so outlandish the cop will think you couldn’t have made it up. How do you get out of the ticket and badger mauling?
Theres bees flying around in my car …I was hoping if I drive fast enough they won’t fly toward me and sting me…I’m deathly allergic to bees.
Fans Struggle To Find Tickets For Badgers-Gophers Game
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Badger Bitch Don’t Mess with My State Wisconsin T Shirt GILDAN ADULT HEAVY COTTON TEE 5.3 oz., 100% Cotton, preshrunk Cotton/10% Polyester). Seamless double-needle collar. Taped neck and shoulders. Double-needle sleeve and bottom hems. Any questions please call or email us. …2T- 13″ CHEST X 17″ LENGTH |
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I’M A BADGER AND THESE ARE FOR YOU HARDCORE STATE PRIDE T SHIRT GILDAN ADULT HEAVY COTTON TEE 5.3 oz., 100% Cotton, preshrunk Cotton/10% Polyester). Seamless double-needle collar. Taped neck and shoulders. Double-needle sleeve and bottom hems. Any questions please call or email us. Designs are a screenprint and vinyl combination. Very Durable. …2T- 13″ CHEST X 17″ LENGTH …3T- 14″ CHEST X 18″ LENGTH …4T- 15″ CHEST X 19″ LENGTH …YS- 16″ CHEST X 20″… |
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BABY BIB GO PACKERS I MAY STILL SLOBBER I’M SMART ENOUGH TO KNOW THAT THE VIKINGS SUCK PROTECT A SHIRT WITH THIS Also if you want to switch OUR hated team with YOUR hated team let us know…. |
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BumpShox – Front Car Bumper Protection, Ultimate Front Bumper Guard. Front Bumper Protection License Plate Frame. Tougher Than Steel ! $34.95 BumpShox is a replacement license plate frame that doubles as a car bumper protector. BumpShox was designed to compliment the sculpted lines of your vehicle while offering bumper protection 24 hours a day x 7 days a week – no need to remove the bumper guard. The BumpShox looks like a license plate frame on steroids; it’s approximately 2.25″ inches thick at the thickest point and noticeably wider… |
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Ben Badger- Boots – Swing Ticket … |
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NCAA Wisconsin Badgers Lanyard $3.29 This is a special order item and takes longer to leave our warehouse, which is reflected in the estimate above This officially licensed lanyard is ideal for holding keys, ID’s, badges or tickets. It fits comfortably around your neck and has a safe velcro breakaway at the back. The key ring is detachable for easy use. The lanyard is made of a high quality nylon and is approximately 1″ wide and 24″ … |
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Wisconsin Badgers Clip Lanyard Keychain Id Holder Ncaa $6.00 Show your support for your favorite team with this Wisconsin Badgers Lanyard. It features an extra thick band and metal detachable clip to ensure safety of your keychain or ID. This lanyard is solid Red with Wisconsin Badgers logo on each side. Choose from a wide variety of teams. No vinyl/plastic ticket holder included. 23 inches long x1 inch wide…. |